Come on, push on "START"!
Here's a Fine How-D'Ye-Do!
Shut up everyone! Damn you all...
"Not one woman can feel truly safe..."
* Chunga-Changa! *
Darn it, I hate children!
Children are evil dwarves.
I did say you that we shouldn't go to the daytime show!
But we will NEVER have children! Right, Hrundel?
Hey, why are you silent? Are you nuts or what?
* Chunga-Changa! *
Masyanya, do you remember... ehm...
Anya Doroganzeva in the country? She had red hair...
Eh, I kinda remember her, but it's all foggy...
You know, she gave birth to a son recently...
Mom, don't even think about talking about it!
About what?
About what's on your mind!
I didn't think anything like that!
Yeah, right... Tell it to the Marines...
I know... what these chats are for...
Okay, okay! By the way, Mr. and Mrs. Kluyev...
MOM!
OK, OK, I'm silent. Yesterday, by the way...
MOM, ENOUGH!
Uh, but you know, I think that you yourself think about it.
Even without my participation!
He-heh...
Hey, Hrundel!
What?
What-what? Come over here for a sec, please!
What now?
Tell me, in principle, do you want to have children?
Well... in principle... well, at some point...
Well, yeah... why not?..
Mmm...
That's it! Get out of here! I have no other questions.
Hehe...
Darn you! Why do you harass me?
Come on, get out of here! Continue playing... Hehe...
Idiot!
Eh...
I still don't like doing it with a condom... It's kinda uncomfortable...
Why, you want to talk about the long-term, Hrundel?
NO!
That's that, then! Take away your million children that will never be born!
But don't you flush 'em down the toilet! It's disrespectful to the fallen...
Darn it, Masyanya, that is really vulgar!
That's real life, Hrundel.
Wash them and then wrap them in paper before throwing them in the garbage!
Last time your children spread out all over the kitchen and stank!
He he he!
Masyanya, darn it, stop being vulgar! You're ruining my whole mood...
He he...
* Eat coconuts, chew bananas! Chunga Chunga! *
Don't stand over me!
Turn "Chunga-Changa" off immediately!
Don't boss me around! Get out of here while you're in one piece!
I'm asking you very politely to turn "Chunga-Changa" off!
You'll get hit right in the balls!
I'm begging you to turn "Chunga-Changa" off!
I'm worrying about your mental health!
Hrundel, get lost, I said!
When a woman listens to "Chunga-Changa"...
She's dangerous! He he...
* Chunga-Changa! *
Listen, Hrundel, I'm not 14 any more...
Oh yeah, Lochmaty warned me that it'll start one day...
What do you mean?
Well, all these little chats...
I wanted to say that I should give up drinking, idiot!
Ahhhh!
What did you think I meant?
Well... nothing...
No, you were thinking of something!
Well, I have a lot of stupid thoughts...
Why? This thought isn't stupid at all...
What do you mean?
You know what I mean!
Ahem...
You know, if someone would listen to us...
they would think that we got high and are raving...
He he he! Uh-huh...
* Chunga-Changa! *
Ouch!
This soup is way too hot!
Hrundel, let's have children!
Okay, the first reaction is normal.
He he he...
* Eat coconuts, chew bananas! Chunga-Changa! *
Masyanya, can you make responsible decisions?
Hey, smartass!
Can you ask when I'm not driving?
No, NOW is the right moment!
Only when you drive do you understand that some things in life are not jokes.
If you're talking about children and stuff, then I understand everything.
I'm just thinking: have I really got the best stud?
He he he...
Stop the damn car!
No way!
It's precisely now that you can't avoid answering the question!
* CRASH *
There's your so-called responsibility...
Okay, let's give out the gifts!
Here! Congratulations!
Happy New Year!
What's this, Hrundel?
Whaddaya mean, what? That thing you wanted...
Goddamn it, Hrundel! I gave you exact instructions
so that you wouldn't give me any shit again!
But what's this?
Well, I bought what you told me... "with the fingers"...
With underwires, you barbarian! What damn fingers?!
Never mind, I'll exchange it...
Okay, and this is my gift for you, Hrundel! Congratulations!
Thanks!.. What is it?..
But what is it?..
What is it?
Is it a thermometer or something?
Yeah, Hrundel, it's a thermometer...
He he he...
Look at this thermometer and think real good...
Meanwhile, I'll observe the transformations on your face...
He he he...
This is...
Doggone it!..
THE DAMN END Happy 2010 Year! More good gifts!
Creator: Oleg Kuvaev